I got these two comments on my last post:
The words in italics were links (which I have removed) to exactly what you'd expect, a website for a confetti cannon for parties and events and a religious website. I'm sure there's some kind of automated way to put these comments on people's blogs, but I just want to make a statement right now saying that I will delete anything like this that appears as a comment to my blog from now on. I'm not interested, so if you're reading, please don't do it. Seriously.